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stfuconservatives:

Submitted by socraticsarah: “Just laugh. There is no other way to respond.”

File under “why do terrorists hate America? They envy our Democracy!”

ryking:

from: ja ko 

to: alexryking@gmail.com

If you like complaining like a shivery little bitch about being so very oppressed while being white and male, you should probably convert to christianity. They love complaining about how oppressed their majority is! you could get a show on fox news and start calling women twats and cunts with a built in audience of cheering bros.

kindly fuck off and leave atheism to people who at least try to take a measured and rational view of their own thought processes. gross.

Dear Ja Ko (is that short for “jack-off?”),

I laughed my ass off at your embrace of the politically correct racism and sexism known as “privilege” while showing how much hatred you have for women by saying I “like complaining like a shivery little bitch.” I also found it highly amusing that you think I should leave atheism “to people who at least try to take a measured and rational view of their own thought processes” when you clearly don’t have a rational and measured view of your own thought processes, feeble as they are. You sound like the right-wing fundie Christians who send me hate mail; way to represent atheism!

Now, unkindly fuck off and leave thinking to those who, unlike you, have IQs larger than their shoe-sizes. :)

And don’t bother replying via email; I’ve marked your address as “spam,” so I won’t be seeing any more of your irrational and hypocritical tantrums.

P.S. I’ve never complained about being oppressed. Get your facts straight, shit for brains.

Actually you are the one hating women, Ryking. Last time I checked bitch denominates a female dog. The person said you are complaining like a shivering bitch, you hate women so much you equal bitch to woman. 

Sexist hypocrite.

(Source: diadoumenos)

Good: I’m back.

Bad: I forgot how to read/write. That’s it.

Pro tip of the day

If you follow-unfollow-follow-unfollow-follow-unfollow you are not making yourself visible for me to follow you.

You are getting blocked.

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paxmachina:

Vita Radium Suppositories For Men (ca.1930) Copy From Ad: ‘They are inserted per rectum, one per night…Every tissue, every organ of the body is bombarded with glowing vitality…And remember, Radium taken into the system remains for months!’

Ra actually has a half-life of 1601 years, it will literally leave your man glowing.

What were they thinking? “If it glows in the dark - stick it up your butt”, that’s they’re thinking.

(Source: paxmachina)

Firefighters watch as home burns to the ground →

Each year, Obion County residents must pay $75 if they want fire protection from the city of South Fulton.  But the Cranicks did not pay.

The mayor said if homeowners don’t pay, they’re out of luck.

Capitalism!

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occono:

callumswood:

It would appear 50cent is a bigger douchebag than Kanye and Ice-T combined. Nothing like encouraging suicide to make you feel like a man.

daveholmes:

tylercoates:

It’s a good thing all of those gay teens took this advice before they reached the age limit.

Thanks for censoring the word “pussy,” Mr. Cent! Otherwise this would be a deeply offensive message.

It could just be directed against straight men who don’t (in which it it’s totally okay to advocate for their murder. I’m being sarcastic.) but then again: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TKTrk40dXJI/AAAAAAAA6uM/-qCXGLhhaTk/s400/50CentMarriage.jpg

(via occono)

Fisher-Price recalls 11 million items for infants, toddlers →

steampunkanachronism:

Injuries to young children include genital bleeding from tricycle wounds

~ Apparently everything they sell will kill or maim your child ~ SP.A.m.

(Source: sp-a-m)

"I didn’t believe the theory that human beings – thinking, loving beings – originated from fish that sprouted legs and crawled out of the sea. Or that human beings began as single-celled organisms that developed into monkeys who eventually swung down from the tree."

sarah palin, going rogue  (via marcovhv)

Whenever I see this kind of rationale I remember the dumbfuck stating it that (s)he was a single cell organism once - for a couple of minutes, at least - evolving in a sea-like environment like a parasite inside the womb of his/her unfortunate mother for nine stupid months. STOP TALKING!

STFU!

(Source: greenstate, via marcovhv)